yes. sum random person called lerecka in the guild asked me to post this. dont know her didnt ask y, juts being a gentleman i guess
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anyways heres the story. one day a lil hot babe called lerecka was chasing her muffin around SMC wen all of a suden she lost her muffin, and so had to ask around to see if anyone had seen the muffin.
she asked a nearby guard.. called Hank.
she falls in love at first site.. so does hank *everyone post saying AWWWW*
so of lerecka proposes becoz shes hot.. obv.. anyways he replies..
uber hawt hank says YES! *rejoice*
okies so then the vicar comes along.. hes called polly. becoz everyone knows all vicars are called polly.. duh.. anyways polly says, do u supa hot babe take this guarded sex beast to be ur hubby for the end of ur 800000 years becoz u bloodelfbitchs grow rreally old.. she replies
HURRAY FOR HANK.. lucky man ^_~
so then polly.. the vicar guy.. says sup H wots crackin lackin.. hows yo moma fool. tell her ill catch her on the flipside.. word..
do u supa hawt hank take this wonderful star to be ur lovely wife for the rest of ur days.. until u push up daisys...
o hell no...
lerecka dont take no shit.... FOSHIZZLE
awwwk young love
shes soo good at this
message from lerecka: *once he does wrong.. remind him hes the bitch*
polly tells them to kiss.. after one quicky.. half a bag of sugar.. a death of a gnome child.. 5 eggs and 2 hours of simpsons.. they stop
and for sum reason lerecka tries to dive into HANKS HEART... AWWW
but ofc it doesnt work becoz hes got like stamina plus 100 armour on... what a daft cow.. doesnt she know anything? pffft..
awwwk just married.. aint it sweet.
no comment.. though she sent me the video.. im telling ya the tricks this woman can do with a wet towel... senseational... i have the 90mins uncensored footage.. pm me for copy.
anyways lerecka and hank lived happyily ever after
and now have 3 little girls.. Anndee, Sibylle, Seliena.
awwww TEH END
*BASED ON TRUE STORY*
Thu Aug 30, 2007 4:17 pm
